Last night as I was in the middle of typing a serious sentence about my philosophical views of hardships in life and how one's view determines how bad things are, not the situation itself, when all of a sudden I saw movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked down immediately, fearful that a giant spider was making its way to me so it could feast on my soul. But instead of an evil spider, I saw the most adorable thing in the history of the universe, I'm pretty sure.

It was a tiny li'l mouse! It looked up at me, its cute little eyes shining, its nose twitching. I could almost hear its inner voice say, "Oh snap!" when it realized I was looking right at it, and in a flash it scampered back around the corner.

I named him Mr. Mouserton, and I hope Ducky and Satan don't eat him.


Then, later last night, I was brutally assaulted by an evil man-eating cricket! *Shudders* I loath crickets to no end, and this one was really fast D= I tried to kill it by throwing shoes at it, but the demon-bug kept dodging my projectiles with super-natural speed. In the end I cornered him behind the toilet, and I was brave enough to get a shower with him in the bathroom (I never did vanquish the fiend, alas!).

Ah, if only Mr. Humbug were alive and slithering around my house! He'd eat all the crickets for me ( but of course he wouldn't eat Mr. Mouserton ).

Got this off my buddy's journal



MARCH=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

Hmm... This sounds just like me... COOL!